Comments to 2.09.06

Nick Gunzburg said...

Dear Jeff,

You are the draft excluder of the window of my soul.

Yours fantasticly,
-Big Ed

Nick Gunzburg said...

Dear Vegitarian Hamburger,

I stare at you in disbelieve, "how could a sandwich be a vegitarian?" I ask myself. Well there i is only one way to find out. I do apologise for cutting you in two, but your title is most definatly true. You must be a vegitarian, because there are veggies inside of you. Is it wrong to eat vegitarians?

With curious hunger,
-A Green-Card Holder

Nick Gunzburg said...

Dear Thursday,

I could never quite get the hang of you.

From a pub,
-The Last Earthling

TrixieBelden said...

Dear Thursday,

I blame you for this shit. I feel like I am going to vomit...and I have chills...and my head hurts...and it's hard to fall asleep because I feel like such crap. But that won't stop me from taking a second nap. Yeah, I like to complain.

With the greatest hatred,
- Val

Anonymous said...

Dear Portable CD Player,

It's been a fine year or so. You have probably been my closest companion since the day you came into my life. But yesterday... yesterday was that sad inevitable day where you told me, "F 15". I don't really know what that means, but if you are anything like previous CD players I have a feeling that I will have to walk to classes, do homework, and sleep without you. Luckily you have been good to me; you have lasted longer than most of my other CD players. This is most likely the reason why when I learned of your demise I did not throw you against the wall in anger like all the others. You were something special Panasonic SL-SX330 and I'll miss you.

In mourning not anger,
-Relying on the Beat in My own Mind.