Thursday, Thursday, Thursday!!!

Dear Fraudian (See also: Fraudist, Fraud-o-phile, Scoundral, Theif),

Thought you could sneak the camel through the eye of the needle? Fucking Hell, man. I figure if you are pulling this shit off you must be pretty smart. I guess you weren't smart enough this time. It's not that you'll get caught. But at least you did not prevail in your dirty deed. This one sure wasn't dirt cheap though. It could have wasted me or the credit card company about five-hundred-fifty dollars. Get on target. Waste somebody else's "cash". I don't have any.

Intrepidly trepid,
- A Semi-Pleased Citi Cards Customer