Breast Fed

Dear Obligations,

Have you ever been fulfilled to your utmost extent? Ha, don't fucking lie to me, bitch! How does that good ol' conventional wisdom go? "You our obliged to have obligatory obligations and I promise you they will be redundant." Yeah, that sounds about right. Maybe I am too tired. Maybe I am full of excuses. But what's your excuse for all the harassment? Oh, is that so? Well you can shove that chivalry of your up your momma's cratchny you grahzny bratchny. What the cal?

Wretched little thing thou art,
- Estudy the Estudious