The 5th Weekly Letters Thursday

Dear NMU ThinkPad,

You belong to me, motherfucker. Never forget that. When I speak, you listen. Awe, shit! I'm just kidding. Anyway, thanks for staying alive. It seemed like you were bleeding internally and weren't going to pull through. Seems like God must have thought "Well, Dylan's life is shit enough and I sure as Hell frightened the poor boy this time. Might as well let the little laptop live awhile longer." Yes, this is surely a glorious day. And I think a word of thanks can go out to Microsoft Word with the auto-save. Shit yeah, motherfucker.

Alas, I dream of electric sheep,
- dwatkins@nmu.edu