!@#$

Dear Flogging, Cocking, Fucking, Bristle Faced, Butter Nutted, Cranberry Flavored Drizzle Berry,

What the fucking, freaking, fag-shazzled, marg-o-wartizzling, ramshackled, grahzny, callish, forsaken, watershed, bone-shanked, crank-shafting, grizzlebee, goddamn, rednecked, bluethumbed, greenfaced, and cum-shellacked bastard (and you have gangrene). You motherfucking, grandstand, last calling, frizzle fried, beach whaling, ass bagging, broken elbowed, kneeless, flucking, bright-eyed, starry-skied, wee-ninny of an Amsterdam breadhouse that can't sloshy the backwooded, no good, mint flavored, dick-skewering, Alcatrazinationacariononion edification of the black ghost that never fucking, Christ-knifing even wanted your help in the first fucking, god-forsaken, back-breaking place. Now eat shit, die, regenerate, copulate, opitulate, fornicate, be irate, investigate, sleep with Nate, reiterate, cook the tate, flam-boilate, masticate (the shit, of course), ninja-icate, fight with fate, show up real late, throw the bait, and then finish it off with some smooth masturbation that is well deserved after a hard day's work.

Remember to have some fucking, plee-making, rain-checking manners, why don't you!?,
- !@#$ with the ^%#$ in the &^#!!!