Polynesian Intuition

Dear Bread Spread,

Too bad she considers it cheating, cause you missed some good lap dances…and apparently looking at titties is worse than getting your &%*! #*@&ed. You only want me when we are outside the pussy whip jurisdiction…you’ll grab my ass in Escanaba but at the Marquette city limits its back to chaste high fives. Your window of opportunity is fast closing; you missed it last time; my rationale, guilt, and respectability (or what is left) will soon take over again.

Love,
The Other Woman