Come the 7th Thursday, the Letters Rested

Fuck that, yo!!!

Dear Professor,

Thanks for replying to my e-mail in such speedy regard. You are a whole lot of help when it comes to doing well in this class. Your direction and guidance has had an imeasurably wonderful effect on me. How did you realize you were meant for such a calling? If God didn't direct you, then fate surely has. And you wanna know something? Writing a 20-page research paper that is REQUIRED should only be worth 10% of a student's grade. I mean, it's not really a big effort to do a shit-ton of research and write your fucking life away. How are you so wonderfully wise and amazing? I hope I can be a as great a professor as you someday.

Just kidding,
- Star Shine (Motherfucker)