Comments tp 3.03.06

TrixieBelden said...

Dear Possible Truth,

I don't want to admit you, not to anyone else and especially not to myself. I didn't even really think about you until today, and now this fear is consuming me. If you really ARE the truth, your being in hiding has put me in a delicate situation. God damn it I am not smart enough to deal with this. I don't even know how to begin to figure you and your nasty little secrets out.

Pissed and scared,
- Possible Liar

Anonymous said...

Dear Suicidal Fish,

I had no idea you were even missing much less dead, yet today when I was cleaning the floor there was your dead dried out carcass. How long have you been dead? Why did you feel the need to jump? Did you see a mirage of a lake of freedom outside the tank? I guess these are questoins that will forever remain unanswered. I only hope that your soul can now forever rest in peace in the dumpster.

- One who Cares for Fish

Anonymous said...

Dear Dylan,

Don't feel too bad. I missed Thursday AND Friday.

More of a forgetful loser than you,
- Letter Saturday

Nick Gunzburg said...

(on letters Sunday)

Dear Amazingly Cool Green Jacket,

I found you among the millions of extrordinaraly amazing items in Camden Market. Out of all the brilliantly designed jumpers, the skillfully knit hats, and the cleveryly stocked trinkets, you were the one that jumped out and attacked me from behind with your wizard like qualities and pointed hood wich makes me think that i belong on an amazing adventure when i put you on. You were the best, the perfect fit, and you were only 30 quid.

A very content bargain hunter
- The Camden Goer

Anonymous said...

Dear Tretcherous Bottle,

Oh abandoner of correct labeling habits You have caused a great disruption within my life. The others have utterly abandoned me in my day of plight. I hope that you are utterly satisfied.

- A orange smurf