Time for L8ers Thursday

Dear Uncommitted Bassist,

I've heard of pre-arranged circumstances, but this is just too much! The band is falling apart at the seems (aaarrghhhh!!!), it is becoming all too clear to me now. You seem to believe that life is playground and that you are aloud to leave the swing set. I tell you what though, when you try to get off a swing set that is still in motion, you fall hard onto the ground. I just hope you expect to be unprepared for the landing. Bitch.

At least I've got skillz,
- Guitarist