Comments to 4.16.06

TrixieBelden said...

Dear Unsure Femme,

To think of you whilst sleeping with someone else. I'll admit, I'm a bitch. I'm a horrible person who should rot in Hades and have my eyes poked out with flaming spears of death ray power and be roasted over open coals and forced to eat myself without any bar-be-que sauce. But it's ok, I don't mind, because you are gorgeous.

Love,
- Flustered Femme

Nick Gunzburg said...

Dear 2:38 am,

I dont care how late or early you are, im going to watch me some Never Mind The Buzzcocks!

Armed with a handheld TV with shit reception,
- A Wannabe Panellist

Anonymous said...

that is the funniest show...jess

Dylan Watkins said...

Dear Jess,

That is not in letter form, you better not let that happen ever again.

Signed,
- The Commander

Anonymous said...

Finals,

You suck up the ass. I hope that you choke on a penny , and die, or at least go away ... Didn't I pay enough for college to at least get that?

- Screwballs

TrixieBelden said...

Dear Assorted Persons,

1 I like you. 2 I lust after you. 3 I could spend the rest of my life with you. 4 I think you could be the one I've always dreamed of.1 Not enough to stay with you. 2 You won't ever want me. 3 Maybe you like me too? 4 But it's too late for us.

Love,
- Your Favorite Whore

Nick Gunzburg said...

Dear Letters Thursday,

Hey man, dont go the way of the letters monday!

Happly waiting in the queue,
- Letters Sunday