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Friday, April 07, 2006

Friday is the New Thursday (Letters Tenth Anniversary)

Dear Referendum '06,

God damn you are such a bitch. There is so much I could tell you right now to try and sway your opinion of who and what matters, but why waste my breath? Well, of course I will be breathing anyway, but it is more of a saying that means "why waste the effort" you asshole. Hand me that newspaper, I'm so glad we get the Financial Times for free. Us students are entirely interested in financial shit. Even though the ASNMU prez was quoted saying she knows that students are poor, she still thinks we need this sort of newspaper? I wish that bitch wouldn't be so paradoxical. Fucking mold a hamburger and put it in your axe wound.

I am not a crook,
- Gene Simmons

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