We Just Want You to Get Drunk and Have Sex with ONE of Us

Dear Crayon,

Thank you for telling me I am sexy. And that I'm sexy because I am confidant. And because I'm sexually confidant. I'm not doing anything later; let's talk.

Love,
Former Co

I Like Real Ones Too II

Dear Friend with Benies,

That's a very good start.

Love,
Your Pleasantly Plump Rocker

I Like Real Ones Too

Dear Friend with Benies,

Where are my benies?

Love,
Your Pleasantly Plump Rocker